One douche bag writes an app that does nothing.  Another douche bag actually buys it and then complains (despite the fact that the description includes the line: “It’s a work of art with no hidden function at all.”

I know we covered this on this week’s Aussie Geek Podcast, but I felt it bore repeating.  I don’t know who at Apple thought a picture of a gem for $1000 would be a good idea, but someone apparently approved it.

I like this version of the story from Sillicon Alley Insider, alternately check out Wired or Technologizer.